ATTN: NEW BLOG ADDRESS

So I decided to continue this blog on a new my blog url and I will be updating that one not this one, so please follow the NEW BLOG :)Please check it out & leave lots of comments.

http://thediaryofacrazywife.blogspot.com

I appreciate all the sweet comments so far & I can't wait to hear what you guys have to say in the future :)

The Joys of This Town...

Dear lady who is feeding the geese in from of my apartment stairs,
STOP. Walk away. DON'T FEED THEM. unless it's antifreeze. But seriously don't feed them & then walk away as I am walking up to them. Ok, now they are fighting and biting the feathers out of each other. Oh great. Now, they're going to attack me...

Dear car who went around me at a red light,
DUDE, it's a red light no matter where you are in line. And especially if you get on the side of the road and go around me and run the red light. YOU ARE A MORON. And I laughed at you when I caught up to you because you were in such a hurry but it got you nowhere. Lame.

Dear rude person,
You don't get that far in life being mean. Yes, people may give you want they want but they are scared of you, would like to avoid you, and will never want you to come around again. Get over yourself. You're not THAT special. No matter what your parents say.

Dear smoke detector that likes to go off because of low batteries at 4am,
I need my beauty sleep. Quit shrilling at ungodly hours of the morning. I promise we'll put batteries in you at a normal time. (Has anyone noticed that this things batteries only die in the middle of the night?...always)

Dear Moving Boxes,
Can you please pack and move yourself down 3 floors & up 3 floors in the miserable heat? Yeah, that'd be great.

Dear allergies,
This is my personal letter of resignation. No 2 weeks notice, I quit you. So go AWAY. lol.

I feel better now that I got that off my chest. haha.

Mission Accomplished

Woohoo! I survived AND got my driver's license. It's official! My name is changed & now my future children won't have to wait at the end of the line when it's in alphabetical order. YEESSS! It was totally worth waking up at 5 AM this morning and driving 40 miles out of the way. Yes, 5 AM because my lovely husband likes to work out at that time....and leave lights on :) Anyways, I had to get up early in attempt to get there by 7...which was more like 7:15...and I was done at 8am! And the guy even knew how to pronounce my last name without having to tell him! So my day started out well & was good for the rest of the day, minus minor details. I'm going to bed now, this whole 5AM thing doesn't work out so well for me.
-Mrs. B

P.S. We definitely got that coffee stain out of my skirt! Success
P.P.S. Dont you love my new header? I would love to tell you HOW to do this, but I couldn't...alot of time messing around with photoshop...but I can definitely show you.

Story of my life

OF COURSE....the white skirt, that I have only wore one other time, was the target of some mid morning coffee. Not mine, of course. I was helping someone out & lifted the coffee pot thing up to move it over to clean off a table...and OF COURSE as soon as I lifted it, it squirted ALL over me. And so for the rest of the day I was known as "Coffee Girl" so I took it upon myself to quote Billy Madison with a "everybody's doing it" lol. That's not a direct quote but referencing to the peeing in your pants scene for all those non-movie watchers... So pretty much, I think the skirt is ruined. Guess it's good that I rarely wear it huh? Well we're about to head out to pint night...woohoo for socializing!! :) And tomorrow, I am going to go get my driver's license...supposedly my last DMV experience was so rewarding. I will be hauling my butt out of bed at 5 something in order to look halfway decent for a license pic, drive 20 mi out of the way to not wait in that 28 people ahead of you line, and hopefully make it to work by 8. Lucky for me, my boss is very understanding. Now to avoid enjoying pint night too much....

Happy Father's Day!!!

I am so happy there is a day to celebrate our Moms & Dads....I mean let's face it, for most of us, they have one of the greatest influences on our lives... Drew & I have both been blessed with amazing fathers & I am so grateful that we have had such great men to look up to!Drew & Larry at the Rehearsal Dinner
Dad walking me down the aisle...I am begging him to not cry!!!

Thank you so much for spending time with us, investing in us, and loving us. We hope to one day be great parents like all of you have been! Love you Dad & Larry!!!

Friends & baseball pants

So I came home to the cutest piece of mail. and i LOVE mail....whitney sent me a sweet card & a pic of the girl's breakfast before my wedding. It made my day!!! Thanks so much whitnasty :)Last night, I decided that because I have such a hard time waking up in the morning, I was going to go to SLEEP at 9. Well, 9 rolls around & I kiss Drew good night, check out the arkansas game score...and go to bed...and then Chaney texted me about the Hogs. So I had to turn it on. Woo Pig Sooie. We had tied the game in the 9th inning & on to inning 10, and inning 11, and finally inning 12. All were scoreless until FINALLY we scored a run. So thank you hogs for winning, for causing me to almost have a heartattack, and for making me go to bed 2 1/2 hours later...

m&m's win everytime.

So today, I decided I'd be good but because my lunch was cut short...well, basically as soon as I got home I got called back to work...healthy didn't happen. Luckily, my wonderful husband bought me a foot long for lunch yesterday from subway so I had the other half to grab on the way out....

by the time 3 came around, my energy was fading fast...and I have some m&m's next to my desk...and man, when it's between my self control & m&m's...m&m's win everytime!

but by the time I got home, I was exhausted & starving....so we got a $5 pizza from Little Caesar's... I told drew I think I may have a blood sugar problem or something because by the time I got home from work I had literally NO energy...but as soon as I ate, I was motivated to clean out the refrigerator, do the dishes & start the dishwasher....

lame. maybe it's my eating habits? maybe it's my sleeping habits? maybe it's my caffeine/no water habits? maybe it's all of the above.

any suggestions??? i need healthy snacks/quick but filling breakfast. yesterday, i woke up at 5 when drew woke up to work out so i made myself an omelet & was not starving by lunch time as usual. but i dont have time to make myself omelets everyday....(i prioritize sleep over breakfast prep time) so anyways, today i tried a whole wheat 100 cal english muffin, toasted, with peanut butter & i wasn't STARVING by lunch but I was also so busy I could not remember my name much less my growling stomach....

anyways, suggestions would be greatly appreciated!